Mondays

Mondays are usually a day fo dread. Its the first day of the school week and the end of the weekend. :( No one looks foward to them, but now you can! Every Tuesday I begin counting down the days to the following Monday. You may be asking yourself why, and reason is:

Make it or Break it.

My obsession began when I saw the first ad, the tricks/flips amazed me and the drama intriged me. I was ubndeniably hooked. From the first episode of the first season to the most recent episode of season two, I have been addicted! I feel in love with all the characters:

Kaley: the nation champion, has a lot of drama in her life. Her mom cheated on her dad with her national team coach, Marty. (Her poor Dad is still clueless) She just wants to be normal and happy. Her ex-boyfriend cheated on her with her ex-bestfriend.
Emily: The girl from the playground. Her family is not very wealthy. She has a job along with 6 day practices. At her job, she found romance, her boyfriend Damon moved to L.A., but they are still going strong. Although Razor, who works at the pizza shack is eyeing her. Competition? She learned everything she knows from them playground. She lacks self-confidence, but her mother is helping her out :)
Payson: the intense gymnast. Gymnastics has always been her dream. She has never wanted anything more, but she hurt her back and her career is over. She just started high school, and is getting involved with the bad crowd. She has given up on dreaming, but hopefully will overcome this depression.
Lauren: the backstabber. She loves gymnastics and needs to be the center of attention, even if it means hurting her friends. She loves Carter( Kaley's ex) but he will always want Kaley. She is always causing trouble and loves blackmailing.

Now that I caught you up on the main characters, SAVE MONDAYS and watch Make it or Break it. It is on right after Secret Life (not as good) at 9! It will make your Mondays worth while, and you will soon be looking foward to the next one. Only 6 more days!



Watch&&Love :)

oh and by the way, flamingos can only eat with their heads upside down.

Gray Men Awareness

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Hello Uglies! This is a crucial announcement regarding gray men awareness. They are here… all around us. Don’t sit back and watch this happen. It’s a serious crisis. FIGHT BACK. First I would like to share the worst nightmare of my lifeeee! I have to let someone know about this. Let me try to recreate it. Although I will never be able to retell it as horrible, disgusting and devastating as it really was… We are playing a game of ticket to ride, and I lose. (I should have known this was a dream because this is impossible. But, you never think of these things while you are actually dreaming.) So it's already off to a rough start. Next, I log on to our blog. I first check to see if any of my clutch co-authors have posted anything new. Nothing is new. Then, I check to see if we have anymore followers… Then I saw it. I started feeling sick. Nothing in worse than this feeling you get, when you see what I saw. There is nothing more boring, fake looking and most of all UGLY than what I saw. My Cacophobia started kicking in... I was getting unbelievably dizzy and my stomach sunk. I didn’t know what to do. It was bad. I couldn’t stop staring at it. (kind of like how you cant stop staring at an ugly person even though it burns.) I was in shock. I didn’t know how this could be possible. UGLY UGLY UGLY. They were attacking. The gray men. Were attacking. Attacking our blog. Indefinite Cacophobia. Gray men were attacking Indefinite Cacophobia. I have never had a dream this devastating. I just remember laying on the floor feeling like I wanted to die. Obviously this was just a dream since our followers are currently looking fresh and PRETTY. Good work Uglies! Keep it up^^^!!!

Now, if there is anyone still conscious after that…I apologize for forcing you to see this horrible thing that I saw. But, there is no way to describe what it was without showing you exactly what I saw. Now you can understand and visualize the gray men’s goal. You may be unaware of the current battle that is occurring on Indefinite Cacophobia. The Gray men are here. They are attacking.
And we need YOU to help us stop them.
YOU can make a difference by informing others, friends and family, about this message, and encouraging them to take part in the fight against gray men.
Join us in the fight against gray men.


FAQ

What are gray men?
They are power hungry robots that take over websites on the internet. Their latest attraction has been blogger.com… especially indefinite Cacophobia.

What can I do to help?
You can help by making sure you have a picture, and also informing others. If you see someone you know that has a gray man controlling their account, please inform them that their account is being taken over by the gray men, and encourage to upload a picture to stop the madness.

How do we stop them once they have taken over?
Once a photo is uploaded, it is impossible for the gray men to get you again. Unless, However... you or someone else removes their photo. In this case there is an 86% chance that the gray men will strike again.

How do we know the gray men are attacking?
We have had many problems with them in the past. Such as hacking accounts of our followers. (This is the most major and main problem) But, they have also been known for Attacking random posts, our slideshow and some of the author’s profiles. And the worst part is… they are capable of much much more. We have given them fair warnings. So it’s free game now. TAKE THEM DOWN!


Thankyou for your time.

Fight. Win. Save Indefinite Cacophobia.

Cacophobia

(Above is a picture of an ugly dog, ugly man,

ugly sweater and ugly hair)

Well Uglies, as I was pondering what the topic of my next post should be I thought “Well I’m sure none of them know the true definition of Cacophobia.” So here is my explanation that will hopefully answer all of your cacophobic questions.

Cacophobia is the overwhelming, irrational fear of ugliness. (Some people may think we discriminate against ugly people, but ugly is a relative term, what is ugly to us may not be ugly to you. Also, we are indefinite about our Cacophobia) But cacophobes can also be afraid of not only ugly people, but ugly things. It is usually caused by an event in your past involving something or someone ugly that scarred you for life. It can also be triggered if you associate with people who you consider to be ugly.

Just a few of the symptoms of this serious problem are dry mouth, rapid heartbeat, dizziness, trembling, and feeling out of control. Cacophobia is usually self diagnosed, but there are several treatments to help the unfortunate souls who deal with these symptoms each and every day. Some include: exposure therapy, support groups, and anti-anxiety medication (for severe cases only).

So now you know the severity of Cacophobia. Maybe you realized you have it yourself, or that you can help someone you know who suffers from it. Maybe you think I’m crazy. But either way, keep reading and keep spreading the word about Cacophobia.

Boredom

It happens to the best of us. and I am letting you in on my tips to have fun, without leaving the comfort of your home.


1. READ THIS BLOG! everyday, you never know when we will have another post!!!!

2. Go to websites like, peopleofwalmart.com, textsfromlastnight.com, postsecret.com and the most popular fmylife.com. I guarentee you will laugh.

3. Facebook creep. we all do it, don't deny it. So take the time to catch up on friends && foes profiles.

4. Listen to ke$ha, and when I say listen, I mean BLAST it as loud as your speakers go.

5. Go play Ticket To Ride, Tori told you it was amaaaazing! She isn't lying!

6. Make random noises. You will laugh at yourself, it should occupy yourself for about 3 approx. minutes.

7. Talk to someone you have lost touch with. Catch up!

8. Prank phone calls, so elementry school, but still a guilty pleasure :)

9. If you really have to get to number nine, you seriously need to find yourself some friends and leave the house. I don't mean to offend, I say this because I care about our readers.

And on a final note :
Random fact: It takes about 142.18 licks to reach the center of a tootsie pop. or so it says online, just in case you were wondering :)

peace&&love uglies :)

My Turn?

Your heart is pounding, mind racing as to what move you should make next, you begin to feel the sweat bead on your forehead. This can only be describing one thing, Ticket to Ride. Ticket to Ride (or TTR) is basically the best board game known to man. (http://www.daysofwonder.com/tickettoride/en/) The game board is a map of the United States, with train routes linking major cities. Your goal is to complete the trips given to you on your destination cards. You can also block other people to stop them from completing their trips. Now, when you first hear about a game involving trains and a map, most people are automatically turned off. Those people are fools. It is an intense game of skill and strategy that you can play for hours on end and never get bored.

I most recently learned that there are different versions and expansion packs of the game. For example, TTR Europe, TTR Switzerland, and TTR Nordic Countries. I want them all!! I am just a beginner at the game and I look up to my superiors (Kim and Caitlin) very much. My goal in life is to beat them. Since I don’t own the game yet I practice by playing online (http://www.daysofwonder.com/en/play/). Unfortunately, you can only play 4 free games before you have to pay. But hopefully I will own the game for myself soon so I can practice with my family to beat Kim and Caitlin and fulfill my dream.

I encourage all of you Uglies to buy and play this game ASAP. Maybe even if you get good enough you can join the TTR club. (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=232825717970&ref=ts) But until then, you keep getting prettier and keep reading!

Inspiration to us all

Ke$ha Ro$e $ebert is an inspiration to us all. After recieving and listening to her new album for countless hours, I feel deep desire to share my love for Ke$ha. She spells her name with a dolla $ign… what more is there to say? Ke$ha was being ironic putting the dolla sign in her stage name, because It came about right after Right Round achieved major success everywhere... AND...she didn’t even receive any moolah at all for it. rippp off. Her breakthrough came in early 2009 after appearing in Flo Rida's number one single "Right Round". << good song released in August 2009, reached numero uno in 4 countries and set the female weekly download record in the US. Her debut album, Animal, was released January 5, 2010! GET IT NOW! It’s amazing! I got it January 4th, thanks to kim. :) Everyday I blast it. over and over and over. you can never get bored of it. Besttt album evaaa! My faves are Your love is my drug, Take it off, Kiss and tell and Boots and Boys. Ke$ha has almost 50 songs... but only about 15 are available to buy on itunes. Me and kim have them all however because we are TRUE fans!!! There are some real good ones that are extras! I love This love, radio radio radio, disguisting, V.I.P., and Chain Reaction.go go go. I quote Ke$ha almost daily. Her style and dress is off the wall. Some people call her look "garbage chic" or "trailer trash". I just call her look... SO KE$HA! and everyone in the world should replace the word HOTT with KE$HA.

Boots and boys They bring me so much joy

I wear 'em both so pretty as I walk in the city

Boots and Boys I'm keeping quite the colletion

Take nothing less than perfection Cowboy boots, cowboy boys

Mmhmm oh the joy

Me and My friends even had an entire sleepover dedicated to Ke$ha, titled Ke$ha night! We listened to Ke$ha all night, talked like Ke$ha, acted like Ke$ha and dressed like Ke$ha.
I WISH I WAS KE$HA. But then again… who doesn’t?

Official Tik Tok music video! GO WATCH! GO. GO. GO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RMx2435hP4
“Take it off” from Ke$ha’s new album Animal! Gooood song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RT6kCGHJw0

On Top of the World

Everyone has a bucket list of things they wish to accomplish before they die. On the top of my list was crowd surfing. If it's not on yours... add it! I recently attended an All American Rejects concert, which was amazing. The weeks leading up to the concert, crowd surfing was all I could talk about. I had trouble concentrating in school, it was always on my mind. This was my chance, my chance to shine. I may never have another opportunity like this, and I was not going to chicken out.
The night came and I was pumped. During Taking Back Sunday, people around me were going up in the air. I knew it was my time. I asked this large guy and his large friend to pick me up. Suddenly, I was on top of the world! Being shuffled from hand to hand, bouncing up and down in the air. At one point, no one was touching me, I was surrounded by air! What an adrenaline rushhhh. I started flipping over, but luckily the crowd was able to keep me steady. Before I knew it, I was in the bouncers arms and the experience was over, but it was one I will never forget. And you don't think about people touching you butt, you need the support, it's nothing personal. So don't let that turn you off!

Caitlin knew how much this moment meant to me and was able to take this siiiick picture. She is a true friend. :)

Warning: If you are too heavy, the crowd will not be able to carry you. You WILL fall. I have seen is happen.

Uglies, what are you waiting for? Go crowd surf, before you get too old and no one will be able to carry you! Peace out.

A Global Phenomenon

Okay Uglies! Happy New Year!
It being 2010, i was reflecting back on the last year and have relized that Farmville was a major part of my life… and i now feel the overpowering need to share my deep love and passion i have for this game. I have been addicted for almost 6 months now… It all started last summer when I got an invitation to join. I was curious so I tried it out... not knowing the dangers, risks and addictivness of the game i slowly built up my farm larger and larger...I’m currently on level 39... and steadily leveling up. I own a villa, the biggest farm available, tons of animals, and I am currently working to get a lodge. I have mastered sunflowers, lavender, red tulips, peas and eggplants. I am now working to master soybeans. I plan everything I do in my life around when my crops are ready. It is a serious problem. If you are a player, you know the detailed strategy involved in planting and harvesting.
Here is a photo of my good lookin farm.

Tori Vallana, co-author of Indefinite Cacophobia said, “I have been involved in Mafia Wars, Sorority Life, Pet Society, School of Wizardry…and I just can’t afford to get addicted again.”

I have also played many of these same Facebook games, and I cannot deny the addictiveness of them, but no other game have I continued playing so long and even compares to the amount of fun and fulfillment one receives from playing Farmville.
Kim McDonagh, co-author of Indefinite Cacophobnia said, “It’s all I think about. I want to quit everything I’m involved in to become a full time farmer. Instead of setting academic and athletic goals, I have Farmville goals. It has even recently started causing family problems.”

Me and Kim’s friendship has grown greatly through Farmville. We call each other frequently and have up to 2 hour conversations solely about Farmville. We send each other gifts every day, leave messages on each other’s farm, and we will even hack each other’s farm if one won’t be able to harvest for that day. Not only is Farmville great for strengthening existing friendships, but also for creating friendships. We have many “Farmville Friends” as we call them random people that we have never talked to and aren’t friends with in real life, but we send each other gifts everyday and sometimes leave messages for each other.

Check out me and Kim’s saweeet video we made about Farmville. It’s titled “Farmville-a global phenomenon”. Part 1: Tik Tok by ke$ha Farmville Spoof Music Video
Part 2: Farmville Documentary

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxIdeuKC8Zc