Stalking Works

so i had never stalked anyone before. i had only heard about it in the movies and youtube videos. until this summer... so now i can tell you how to successfully stalk anyone of your choice and testify of its effectiveness.
now before i give you the steps. you need the rules. DO NOT break the rules of stalking. if they are broken there is no garrantee that you will be successful.

-be extremely weird and bizzarre and shockingly confident.
- never stalk alone.
if you stalk alone. thats like real stalking from the movies and youtube vids. dont do it thats creeeepy. if you do it with a small group of friends it is taken as more of a joke. and you will have friends to share every little story and encounter with. makes it much more hilarious and a much better time. trust me i know from experience.
- let everyone in on the joke. just share it with everyone. its really funny and then it will stress even more the fact that you are not for real, you are just funny. you can even tell the "stalkee" all the crazy stories later after you successfully become best friends.

now for our story...
we work at idlewild. #2 best kids park in the world. happiest place on earth. you get the idea. I LOVE that place. anyways my sister found the cutest boy in the park. then she shared with us and we all agreed to stalk him. he wore high black socks with a tattoo of air jordan on his left calf. we wont name him...he doesnt need any more stalkers... so we blew him kisses, stuck our tounges out said hey everytime we passed him but we never actually talked to him or knew him at all. One day before work we went to walmart and bought high black socks and all wore them to work. Everyone knew we were copying him and it was one of the funniest things evaaa. then we played kickball with him. this is where the real friendship started. soon we had a handshake and he had given me a sillyband. NOW WE ARE BEST FRIENDS. real best friends. its pretty crazay! therefore stalking works. end of story. try it. peace :p