Newest Accomplishment

before

I have always lived my life embarresed of my lack of flexibility. Its been at least 6 years since I could touch my toes. I considered touching my ankles a good day. Well after suffering many failed sit and reach tests in gym class, and my own mother's ridicule that she is more flexible than me, I decided to stretch every night with the goal of reaching my toes.

Then, my younger brother came home from football camp, and showed me how he could now touch his toes, making me the only one in the family unflexible. Enough was enough. This was the last straw, I got serious. I practiced night and day, everyday.


Then before my last volleyball game, I reached down expecting to be disppointed. All of a sudden, I touched my toes. Its like a new world. I am a new person. Touching my toes might be the greatest accomplishment of my life. :) This just goes to show that practice really pays off. I am a changed woman. after

Rockstar

Made is at my school. yes, I'm talking MTV Made. I'm not kidding, this is real. Last year there was auditions at my school to get on the show. At first, I didn't think anyone would get on. I mean why would MTV come to western Pennsylvania?

But I was wrong. A junior, Natalie, was chosen to be made into rockstar. Its a pretty unoriginal idea if you ask me, so I was surprised she was chosen. My friend, Sam, got a call back to be a speed skater. A much better and super creative, never been done before idea! But, Natalie was picked. I think she was picked because she is an outcast. I hate to be mean and admit it, but its the truth. And thats apparently what MTV is looking for. She is a classical pianist now, but in six short weeks she will be a rockstar, if all goes well.

A camera person has followed her around school. But, the big question is... WHO WILL HER MADE COACH BE? What famous person will be walking the halls of our school? The made coach was supposed to come to school yesterday, but never showed. It was a huge disappointment, but eventually we will fin out. Rumors are flying around school, about when she will come. I can't wait! I hope its someone cool, like, Miley Cyrus (I wish), Rihanna or Ke$ha. But whoever it is, as long as I have heard of them I will be happy.

Your probably thinking, your so lucky Kim, I cant wait to see you on TV. But no, I have no classes with Natalie, and never even pass her in the hallway. I will try my best to get on camera, but I can't make any promises, uglies!

I will keep you posted on who the coach is. Filming is going to end at the homecoming football game, so I am thinking half time show? Probably.

Peace outt,

Kimberlyyy

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BLOG. it will change your life. NAWTTT.

we have a shoutout from kaitlin glovy:

"i love my cat and nicki minaj"

she has recently chosen to begin her very own blog! we here at indefinite cacophobia support all young bloggers. and are very proud of kaitlin's decision.

here is a link to her brand spankin new bloggy thing!

http://damnnnitfeelsgoodtobeagangster.blogspot.com/

please explore it and follow her. it quite possibly might suck. but nevertheless, we need to fellowship and nuture the new members to our blogging community to keep them here and to strengthen them.

Chocolate Milk

Once upon a time, I drank some chocolate milk. Everyone loves chocolate milk. Like not the syrup that you mix with plain milk, but the pre-mixed stuff from the grocery store. It's so creamy and thick and delicious that it's really hard to resist. So me, Caitlin and our friend Erika bought some chocolate milk and candy to eat at my house before our school's football game. My mom ordered pizzas and it was a jolly time. So before the pizza got there, we wanted a small glass of chocolate milk. I poured one for each of us as we sat around the dining room table on our laptops. So Caitlin and I drink ours in 5 seconds because that is how fast we eat/drink everything. So to be funny and frankly just because she wanted more milk, Caitlin sneaks and grabs Erika's glass and drinks the rest of hers while Erika is consumed with her laptop. Genius. As the night goes on Caitlin and I laugh every time Erika takes a sip of her new, larger glass of milk because she never even noticed that Caitlin stole her old glass. Erika gets suspicious and thinks that Caitlin put something in her milk. She begins crazily dumping her milk out searching for something in it, but obviously there wasn't anything in it. Erika is VERY upset because Caitlin won't tell her what happened. Then she sits on top of Caitlin screaming "What did you do to it?" so Caitlin says "What did I do to what?" and Erika's piercing shrill fills my entire street when she yelled "MY MILK!!!!". At this point Caitlin and I are dying. After Erika somewhat calms down it is time to go to the football game. So Caitlin quickly texts all of our friends and tells them to ask Erika if she liked her milk at the game. So when we got there people randomly came up to her and asked her how her milk was and she gets sooo mad because at this point she still has no clue what Caitlin did! Then this morning at the crack of dawn we were on a school bus on the way to a cross country meet and Caitlin finally told Erika what she did to her milk. And Erika thought it was the stupidest thing ever. And they all lived happily ever after, the end.

Stalking Works

so i had never stalked anyone before. i had only heard about it in the movies and youtube videos. until this summer... so now i can tell you how to successfully stalk anyone of your choice and testify of its effectiveness.
now before i give you the steps. you need the rules. DO NOT break the rules of stalking. if they are broken there is no garrantee that you will be successful.

-be extremely weird and bizzarre and shockingly confident.
- never stalk alone.
if you stalk alone. thats like real stalking from the movies and youtube vids. dont do it thats creeeepy. if you do it with a small group of friends it is taken as more of a joke. and you will have friends to share every little story and encounter with. makes it much more hilarious and a much better time. trust me i know from experience.
- let everyone in on the joke. just share it with everyone. its really funny and then it will stress even more the fact that you are not for real, you are just funny. you can even tell the "stalkee" all the crazy stories later after you successfully become best friends.

now for our story...
we work at idlewild. #2 best kids park in the world. happiest place on earth. you get the idea. I LOVE that place. anyways my sister found the cutest boy in the park. then she shared with us and we all agreed to stalk him. he wore high black socks with a tattoo of air jordan on his left calf. we wont name him...he doesnt need any more stalkers... so we blew him kisses, stuck our tounges out said hey everytime we passed him but we never actually talked to him or knew him at all. One day before work we went to walmart and bought high black socks and all wore them to work. Everyone knew we were copying him and it was one of the funniest things evaaa. then we played kickball with him. this is where the real friendship started. soon we had a handshake and he had given me a sillyband. NOW WE ARE BEST FRIENDS. real best friends. its pretty crazay! therefore stalking works. end of story. try it. peace :p

Last Hoorah of the Summer

With only one week left for the summer, time was running out. Caitlin and I had to do something quick, something fun, something crazy. Thats when we had our adcenture along with our friends, Alexa, Jenn and Katelyn. Caitlin grabbed cards, candles and bandannas. Your probably wondering why would she do that? It doesnt sound fun or crazy? But location was key. We went to the park in town at 8, and stayed until 10:30 (driving curfew is 11). At this time the park is not like the park during the day, it is filled with druggies in the back woods, random sketchy people and us.
We lit the candles, hudled around and brought out the cards. Then we placed the bandannas 30 ft away and played ETREME spoons! Once someone got four of a kind, we dashed off, pushing, shoving, falling, anything to get those bandannas. It was 10 times better than any other game of spoons I have played.
Now the park is the hip hopping place to go for us, non druggy/sketchy people. We played capture the flag the next night. And we won... duh! But now the adventure is over, school as started. but whatever, its senior year. Who cares, right?

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