They are the new cool thing. Everyone is dying to get them. I am still on my search for them. When me kim and tori all found out about this treasured item, we quickly ran to the Bestmobile (Tori's car) and headed for wallgreens. (we heard they had them from kayla who was wearing them.) We walk in so excited. we naturally run through each isle frantically looking around like we do. Then, when they were in none of the isles or front counter that we could see, we decided to get the help of an employee. (bad idea)
Kim asks, "Do you guys have rubber bands in the shape of animals here?"
Walgreens Employee says "No."
Tori says, "Kim you idiot, they arent rubber bands, call them bracelets."
So I try on the next employee we see. "Do you sell rubbery animal bracelets here?"
Employee says "No."
Now anyone who has a job knows 89% of employees make up/ lie about 66% of the information they give out to us, the consumers. They have no idea the names of all the items they sell.
We see another employee walking out of the back room. She says they dont have them without thought or concern. We have now asked every worker in the store.
...and all we can find is vented salon clips...
so we buy candy instead which made up for 30% of our pain but could still not replace the bracelets we are in need of.
when we get to the counter kim asks the cashier (who we have already asked about the rubber things). "Excuse me, do you sell vented salon clips here?"
The lady says "No sorry we do not."
Then, kim, being so furious in the stupidity of the walgreen workers punched the candy rack by the cashier and half the rack fell and scattered all over the floor!!! Me and Tori were shocked and trying to hold back our cries of laughter. Next she yells, "THEY ARE IN THE BACK OF YOUR STORE! AND PROBABLY THE RUBBER ANIMAL BRACELETS ALSO!" Then they kicked us out and told us we couldnt have the candy that we were actually buying.
.... wait i meant to say kim said "oh okay thanks." in a sarcastic tone. then we all died and sadly made our way to track practice without any rubber bracelets.
Kim asks, "Do you guys have rubber bands in the shape of animals here?"
Walgreens Employee says "No."
Tori says, "Kim you idiot, they arent rubber bands, call them bracelets."
So I try on the next employee we see. "Do you sell rubbery animal bracelets here?"
Employee says "No."
Now anyone who has a job knows 89% of employees make up/ lie about 66% of the information they give out to us, the consumers. They have no idea the names of all the items they sell.
We see another employee walking out of the back room. She says they dont have them without thought or concern. We have now asked every worker in the store.
...and all we can find is vented salon clips...
so we buy candy instead which made up for 30% of our pain but could still not replace the bracelets we are in need of.
when we get to the counter kim asks the cashier (who we have already asked about the rubber things). "Excuse me, do you sell vented salon clips here?"
The lady says "No sorry we do not."
Then, kim, being so furious in the stupidity of the walgreen workers punched the candy rack by the cashier and half the rack fell and scattered all over the floor!!! Me and Tori were shocked and trying to hold back our cries of laughter. Next she yells, "THEY ARE IN THE BACK OF YOUR STORE! AND PROBABLY THE RUBBER ANIMAL BRACELETS ALSO!" Then they kicked us out and told us we couldnt have the candy that we were actually buying.
.... wait i meant to say kim said "oh okay thanks." in a sarcastic tone. then we all died and sadly made our way to track practice without any rubber bracelets.
IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO GET THESE PLEASE COMMENT AND LET US KNOW.
4 comments:
hahahhaa i am dyingggg. WE NEED TO GET THEMMM! looove the statistics btw :)
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hahahahahahah i laughed at the kim part. i wished it was real. hahah those look wicked cool...but how do they keep the shape of a dino on your wrist?
on your wrist it looks like a bumpy cool colored rubber band. then people ask... why is your rubber band so bumpy? then you say... BECAUSE ITS A FREAKIN SHARK. i never loses its shape no matter how much you stretch it. :)
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