Death By Testing

Well if Kim hasn’t posted in a bajillion years, then I haven’t posted in a few light-years or so. My apologies. But I wanted to get a post up before my death. I am suffering from a terminal illness caused by excessive quantities of testing. My whole life has become studying for tests. Today is Wednesday. Tomorrow I have an APUSH vocab test (which I should probs be studying for right now) and the PSSA’s, Friday I have a unit test in APUSH, Saturday I’m taking the SAT’s, Sunday I have a practice AP Language test, Tuesday and Wednesday I have my 2-day APUSH final, next Friday is the official APUSH AP test and the 13^th is the official AP Language AP test. Some symptoms of this disease are being over stressed, lack of a social life, frequent headaches, and in rare and extreme cases, mind explosion and eventually death.

Not even my family is trying to cure my problem. My parents hand me stacks of college mail every day and pressure me to look at colleges online and plan college visits and plan my whole future in these two weeks of massive testing. AHH! In my eyes the only real solution is to quit. Stop doing everything in my life that causes me stress. Take a few days off. And then maybe I will continue with my life. But unfortunately that is not an option for me. I have been to several specialists, and no one seems to have the proper cure for my illness. I just have to put up with the symptoms and wait in agony for my death by testing.