Death By Testing

Well if Kim hasn’t posted in a bajillion years, then I haven’t posted in a few light-years or so. My apologies. But I wanted to get a post up before my death. I am suffering from a terminal illness caused by excessive quantities of testing. My whole life has become studying for tests. Today is Wednesday. Tomorrow I have an APUSH vocab test (which I should probs be studying for right now) and the PSSA’s, Friday I have a unit test in APUSH, Saturday I’m taking the SAT’s, Sunday I have a practice AP Language test, Tuesday and Wednesday I have my 2-day APUSH final, next Friday is the official APUSH AP test and the 13^th is the official AP Language AP test. Some symptoms of this disease are being over stressed, lack of a social life, frequent headaches, and in rare and extreme cases, mind explosion and eventually death.

Not even my family is trying to cure my problem. My parents hand me stacks of college mail every day and pressure me to look at colleges online and plan college visits and plan my whole future in these two weeks of massive testing. AHH! In my eyes the only real solution is to quit. Stop doing everything in my life that causes me stress. Take a few days off. And then maybe I will continue with my life. But unfortunately that is not an option for me. I have been to several specialists, and no one seems to have the proper cure for my illness. I just have to put up with the symptoms and wait in agony for my death by testing.

My Mother Is On Facebook

First, I apologize, I haven't posted in a bajillion years and you are probably wondering what happened to me. But I assure you, I am fine, just busy :)



Today I would like to address an issue that has come up in my life. My mother is on facebook. I know I am not the only one out there, but you never realize why this is a problem until it happens to you. For an example, when making a status you have to ask yourself, "What will my mother think when this pops up into her newsfeed?" Everything you do is at risk. Eventually, with time, you get over the fact that your mother can creep on everything you do. But then, her friends request you. And you have no other option then to accept, or the next get together will be extremeley awkward. But it doesn't stop, soon they comment on your statuses and pictures for all of your friends to see! There is no way to avoid this situation, I know friends who have made up fake names, but moms always find them. So watch out, this could happen to you!




It's only a matter of time before my mother gets a blog.

peace out cub scout :)

Rubbery Animal Shaped Bracelets

They are the new cool thing. Everyone is dying to get them. I am still on my search for them. When me kim and tori all found out about this treasured item, we quickly ran to the Bestmobile (Tori's car) and headed for wallgreens. (we heard they had them from kayla who was wearing them.) We walk in so excited. we naturally run through each isle frantically looking around like we do. Then, when they were in none of the isles or front counter that we could see, we decided to get the help of an employee. (bad idea)

Kim asks, "Do you guys have rubber bands in the shape of animals here?"
Walgreens Employee says "No."
Tori says, "Kim you idiot, they arent rubber bands, call them bracelets."
So I try on the next employee we see. "Do you sell rubbery animal bracelets here?"
Employee says "No."

Now anyone who has a job knows 89% of employees make up/ lie about 66% of the information they give out to us, the consumers. They have no idea the names of all the items they sell.
We see another employee walking out of the back room. She says they dont have them without thought or concern. We have now asked every worker in the store.
...and all we can find is vented salon clips...
so we buy candy instead which made up for 30% of our pain but could still not replace the bracelets we are in need of.
when we get to the counter kim asks the cashier (who we have already asked about the rubber things). "Excuse me, do you sell vented salon clips here?"
The lady says "No sorry we do not."
Then, kim, being so furious in the stupidity of the walgreen workers punched the candy rack by the cashier and half the rack fell and scattered all over the floor!!! Me and Tori were shocked and trying to hold back our cries of laughter. Next she yells, "THEY ARE IN THE BACK OF YOUR STORE! AND PROBABLY THE RUBBER ANIMAL BRACELETS ALSO!" Then they kicked us out and told us we couldnt have the candy that we were actually buying.
.... wait i meant to say kim said "oh okay thanks." in a sarcastic tone. then we all died and sadly made our way to track practice without any rubber bracelets.

IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO GET THESE PLEASE COMMENT AND LET US KNOW.