Gone Wild

Being the first post, i feel the need to say... Welcome to Indefinite Cacophobia! Make yourself at home and visit frequently. I feel as it is only appropriate if I start out saying Merry Christmas! Or as a good friend of mine would say, Mike Yeckley,

Happy ChristmaHanakwanza!

But anyways, 5 days ago my sister came home from college... this was a very happy time for me. In my real life, I grew up with 4 other siblings ... PARTAY every day. Slowly each one of them left me and went across the country... this was a very sad time for me. I have been going out of my mind. (In this time of boredom I have obsessed over many things. For example, making videos of all kinds, being the best at Farmville, and now blogging.) I have deep sympathy for all you only child kids out there. I suppose you don’t really know what you’re missing... which is for your own good. Ever since I was born I have dreamed of being exactly like my older sister Nicole. She came home from college with pink hair. Naturally, I wanted pink hair also. I let Nicole dye my hair pink today. This was a major change in my life. I feel like a new person! I would recommend this to every ugly person out there. Just put a little streak of color to your hair, it spices everything up and will bring you much happiness. On the bottle it said “FOR PROFESSIONAL USE ONLY” But I knew Nicole was a professional... so I let her proceed. It turned out quite nice, so thank you Nicole. I also copy her with many other things. For example: THIS BLOG! progressiveloitering.blogspot.com They were my inspiration, and I would like to give a shout out to Nick and Nicole for their superiority in blog writing. They have inspired me to start a blog of my own ( along side two other awesome authors, kim and tori. ) which will one day surpass their expertness and soon become the greatest blog of all time. I hope all the ugly people following this will feel like they are at home while on this blog. Thanks for reading I’ll miss you until next time.