BOOM BOOM POW

Before I start my post, I would like to mention that, yes, I know it have been 2 weeks since our last post, and I apoligize, but I have been busy. Secondly, my posts are always made out of love, I don't like being forced/guilted into posting (caitlin). As far as I am concerned, we dont have an order :) k thaaaanks.

official post starts now

March 3rd was a good good niiight. (corny i know). I saw the Black Eyed Peas , with my friend Evie and they were amazing! To start the night off right, LMFAO preformed. And yep, you guessed they were hilarious! I didnt know many of their songs, but that didn't stop me from singing and dancing... I'm up in Pittsburgh biiiitch. I was pumped to see Ludacris, I have been a fan for years, from Stand up to How low can you go! But sadly, I was disappointed. You could hardly hear/understand him. But, not even that could bring me down.

Then out came the BLACK EYED PEAS!!!! They got the party started by singing together. Then they each had a solo. Apl.de.ap. rocked the stage first rapping a sweet Filipino song. Then Taboo flew around the stadium in a motorcycle. Finally, the moment I have been waiting for... Fergie ferg (offical fan club member right here) singing of course fergalicious. She also sang Big Girls don't cry, and glamorous, and yes Ludaaa came out for his part :) Then Will.I.am came out dropping them beats. He had this robot suit on with laser eyes. How sweet is that.

Then they reunited as a group again ... don't phunk with my heart... where is the love... Now Generation and many more. Do not let people tell you Black Eyed Peas were bad live, because I assure you that is NOT true!

Boom boom pow Uglies... GO BUY TICKETS!

SNOW SNOW SNOW

For lack of a better idea... i will continue this ongoing rant about the alarming amounts and heaps of snow PA is currenting encountering. You may think this is a little excessive... 3 posts all related to the same broad topic. I figured however that it was completley acceptable consdiering the two other coauthors got a chance... i think it would be unjust if i didnt speak my mind also... and i think we broke a few records or something. So i think its worth your time. At first i thought the snow was siiiick. 2 weeks off school. BEST THING THAT EVER HIT LATROBE. This was back in the day when i was ignorant and dumb. Latrobe school district is currently working its way to the end of june schooling and soon enough we will hit july and then possibly the entire summer of 2010 will be nonexistent. this is my nightmare. The snow will never stop. i am convinced. its an outrage. I am normally NOT a snow hater. but this is getting out of control. here are a few cons that result in this ridiculous snow storm of february 2010.

-weekend plans spoiled
-school taking over summer
-coldness
-many injuries caused from the deathly snow and ice
-excessive shoveling
-inconviences, INCONVIENCES!
- cancellations of everything you do in life
-loss of animals/pets due to snow levels accumulating too high for heads.

Therefore, we are in a crisis. This is a time to come together and bond. For unity and cheerfulness.

Will we make it through this...
Will the snow ever end...
Will Greater Latrobe School District ever taste summer...

Dear Snow, thankyou for your appearance this year. you have helped to make this winter and christmas a white and enjoyable one. However, you have overstayed your welcome. please go home now.
Sincerly, Indeifnite Cacophobia


(my deepest apologies for the lack of photos in this post. my computer is having a mini spaz attack and wont let me add any. )

A Winter Adventure

I thought I should build onto Kim’s snow week post, seeing as we still have obscene amounts of snow. So yesterday Caitlin and I went to a birthday party for our friends Kayla and Tessa. They were both turning 18, so naturally we went snow tubing. We had to ride an hour away to get to the snow tubing place. Now everyone was super pumped, but I especially was because it was my first time going tubing. When we got there we all piled on our winter gear, grabbed a tube and got in line. We were all anxiously waiting when finally a man wearing a fluorescent yellow vest came out and told us the rules. Then they started the “magic carpet” that you stand on and it pulls you to the top. When you get to the top you have 2 options: the big hill or the baby hill. We went big. Go big or go home. My first trip down Caitlin and I linked our tubes together. We started whizzing down the hill, snow spitting into your eyes, wind rushing over your head, the drop you feel in your stomach when you go down a dip. What a rush! I was so ecstatic we HAD to go again. Caitlin and I teamed up with our good friend Erika a.k.a. Buttons (or butt for short). We did not walk the entire time. We ran to the magic carpet, pushed people to get to the top, ran to get off the carpet, and ran to get in line. Then we went down the hill and repeated. We like to make everything a competition so we would try and beat other people by running everywhere and cutting people off in line. We beat woman with ears on her hood, man who thought we were annoying, and most importantly our biggest victory was over foolish teenage boys. We got 17 trips down the hill in 2 hours. So at this time it’s 8 and we haven’t eaten since we got home from school at 3. WE ARE HUUUNNNNGGGRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!! Luckily it’s FREE pizza, popcorn, drinks and hotdogs day!! The best day ever! So we ate 5 pieces of pizza each and a liter of rootbeer each. Then we almost barfed. So then we ate cupcakes. Then we rode back home, jammin’ to Ke$ha the whole way.

Snow week

This year will always be the known as the year we got 2 winter breaks. Christmas is the obvious one, but due to a crazy blizzard that hit Latrobe ferbruary 5th, we got a week off of school. The only difference was this time was not planned and each night the entire school had to check the website to see how much longer they could procrastinate doing their homework. That's right Uglies, a whole solid week of cancellations. It can't get much better. :) So what if it cuts in to our summer? I want break, and I want it now!

the top of the fort

I spent my week doing numerous things, but the highlight was building Fort Shine (the name is an inside joke) in Caitlin Egan's driveway. From the snow that piled up from shoveling the driveway we made the best fort known to man kind. We made a room for her dog (our most frequent visitor), a main room (big enough for 6 people), a tunnel to another room (big enough for 2-3 people), and a snow tunnel slide(can get dangerous). This fort will go down in history. Don't believe me? Check out the siiick vid at youtube.com/caitlin6793 and be amazed!

inside the biggest room!

WeAre

Me and Tori, co-author of this blog, rap to everything in our lives. For example, when we hate someone, we rap, when we want candy, we rap, when someone is in our way, we rap. This went on for some time then we started getting fans, and people started to like our raps. Then one day we decided to share our skills and go public. We started a band/duet/musical group/rap group. We like to call ourselves "WeAre". On Tuesday, February 9, 2010, WeAre's Debut album The Show was released. It includes 9 songs on the album and is selling for only $0.99! This is a deal. GET IT NOW. The songs include: Babies in the Way, Tool Fool, High Pie, We Run This Show, Rollin in the Car, Creepers, Candy, Ticket and We Have Friends. Music Videos to Rollin' in the Car and Candy will be appearing in the next few weeks.

All the songs on our album are inspired from our lives. We will rap about anything and everything. If you have an idea/suggestion for a new song. leave it in a comment and you may see your idea included in our second album titled, "WeAre Not for Free", which will be released in early april.

Here is an excerpt from the song We Run This Show:

go go go

we run this show

we arent even slow

are you a friend or are you a foe

you dont even know

welcome to the show

center stage spotlight spotlight on me

people linin up to see

from sea to shinin sea

WeAre's style/genre is a mix between rap, seductive, psychadellic, futuristic, techno, hip hop, and a party/club beat. This can only be described as "Other". All 9 songs on the album are incredibly catchy and will be stuck in your head from the first time they hit your ears. There is a leak currently on youtube that came out a couple days before The Show was released.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrpvwJkKg_w

go check it out! The leak includes a small portion of three popular songs on the Cd. We Run This Show, Tool Fool and We Have Friends.

Join the Facebook fan page WeAre!

http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/WeAre/334718190728?ref=ts

thanks for reading uglies! adios! :p

Weight Room Champs

With the 2010 track season fast approaching, my fellow distance runner and co-writer of this blog, Caitlin, and I have been working out in our school’s weight room daily. Our routine is as follows: ride the elliptical machines until we get dizzy and high, run a lap around the school (1000 meters) as fast as we can (our PR is 4:23), buy candy from the vending machine, sit in the locker room and eat said candy until our ride comes.

So step one: ride the elliptical machines until we get dizzy and high. Now after school we have to change super fast and run to the weight room to make sure we get the good, fully functional ellipticals. Otherwise, the whole day is thrown off. When we were weight room noobs, we could only go for 30 minutes. Now we are rising up to be stars of the weight room, and are at 45 minutes. We usually listen to our I-pods, laugh at the toolfools who use the gym, or make up raps (look out for our CD being released on Tuesday). This usually is enough to keep us entertained until the last 10 minutes. The last 10 minutes of our workout are the most intense. We are so tired that we are dizzy and laugh at everything and we have runner’s high. Then when there is one minute left, we crank up the resistance to 10! (We usually stay at 6) Then we have to go as hard and fast as we can in that last minute. Then after we are done we do our good deed for the day and wipe off our machines with the sanitary wipes.

Step two: run a lap around the school as fast as we can. So at this point we are high and extremely tired. So we get a drink from the water fountain. Then we go outside in the freezing weather wearing only shorts and a t-shirt and we start the timer. Then we sprint as fast as we can, trying not to pass out or die. As we get to the junior high all of the babies leaving school get in our way and we have to dodge them like an obstacle course! It’s madness! We make it back to the weight room, barely in one piece and stop the timer. Our fasted time ever is 4:23. We try to break it every time we do our lap. After we are done with the lap we take a few minutes to catch our breath and be able to walk straight again.

Step three: buy candy from the vending machine. Then we crawl back upstairs to the gym lobby with our emergency dollar bills in hand. We take about 10 minutes to decide what we want (although we get the same thing every time-the crispy crisp crunch- accept they are all out now!!!). Our dollars slide into the machine, we punch in the number that we want, and the delicious, mouthwatering, juicy, sweet, sugary, tasty, melty, crunchy, perfection candy falls into our hands.

Step four: sit in the locker room and eat said candy. This is my personal favorite time of our workout. After we buy our candy we go back down to the locker room (this takes about 10 minutes since we are so high) and sit and eat it! We laugh at everything and say crazy things to the other girls in the locker room. Sometimes we try to stretch, but it never seems to work out and we always end up lying down instead. After our candy bars are gone (this is a devastating moment) we grab all of our crap and sllooowwwllyyy walk back up to the lobby and wait for out rides.

So all of this seems super cool and awesome, until the toolfools took over! Now we aren’t allowed in the weight room on Mondays and Wednesdays because the football team is in there. Track season starts in three weeks, and football season doesn’t start until next school year!! It’s an outrage! But unfortunately there is nothing we can do about it so we just sucked it up and joined the football team so we can still workout. Jk, but that would be pretty BA. So now you know the full length version of what our everyday crazy, running-filled lives our like. Impressed?

Mondays

Mondays are usually a day fo dread. Its the first day of the school week and the end of the weekend. :( No one looks foward to them, but now you can! Every Tuesday I begin counting down the days to the following Monday. You may be asking yourself why, and reason is:

Make it or Break it.

My obsession began when I saw the first ad, the tricks/flips amazed me and the drama intriged me. I was ubndeniably hooked. From the first episode of the first season to the most recent episode of season two, I have been addicted! I feel in love with all the characters:

Kaley: the nation champion, has a lot of drama in her life. Her mom cheated on her dad with her national team coach, Marty. (Her poor Dad is still clueless) She just wants to be normal and happy. Her ex-boyfriend cheated on her with her ex-bestfriend.
Emily: The girl from the playground. Her family is not very wealthy. She has a job along with 6 day practices. At her job, she found romance, her boyfriend Damon moved to L.A., but they are still going strong. Although Razor, who works at the pizza shack is eyeing her. Competition? She learned everything she knows from them playground. She lacks self-confidence, but her mother is helping her out :)
Payson: the intense gymnast. Gymnastics has always been her dream. She has never wanted anything more, but she hurt her back and her career is over. She just started high school, and is getting involved with the bad crowd. She has given up on dreaming, but hopefully will overcome this depression.
Lauren: the backstabber. She loves gymnastics and needs to be the center of attention, even if it means hurting her friends. She loves Carter( Kaley's ex) but he will always want Kaley. She is always causing trouble and loves blackmailing.

Now that I caught you up on the main characters, SAVE MONDAYS and watch Make it or Break it. It is on right after Secret Life (not as good) at 9! It will make your Mondays worth while, and you will soon be looking foward to the next one. Only 6 more days!



Watch&&Love :)

oh and by the way, flamingos can only eat with their heads upside down.

Gray Men Awareness

ATTENTION:

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Hello Uglies! This is a crucial announcement regarding gray men awareness. They are here… all around us. Don’t sit back and watch this happen. It’s a serious crisis. FIGHT BACK. First I would like to share the worst nightmare of my lifeeee! I have to let someone know about this. Let me try to recreate it. Although I will never be able to retell it as horrible, disgusting and devastating as it really was… We are playing a game of ticket to ride, and I lose. (I should have known this was a dream because this is impossible. But, you never think of these things while you are actually dreaming.) So it's already off to a rough start. Next, I log on to our blog. I first check to see if any of my clutch co-authors have posted anything new. Nothing is new. Then, I check to see if we have anymore followers… Then I saw it. I started feeling sick. Nothing in worse than this feeling you get, when you see what I saw. There is nothing more boring, fake looking and most of all UGLY than what I saw. My Cacophobia started kicking in... I was getting unbelievably dizzy and my stomach sunk. I didn’t know what to do. It was bad. I couldn’t stop staring at it. (kind of like how you cant stop staring at an ugly person even though it burns.) I was in shock. I didn’t know how this could be possible. UGLY UGLY UGLY. They were attacking. The gray men. Were attacking. Attacking our blog. Indefinite Cacophobia. Gray men were attacking Indefinite Cacophobia. I have never had a dream this devastating. I just remember laying on the floor feeling like I wanted to die. Obviously this was just a dream since our followers are currently looking fresh and PRETTY. Good work Uglies! Keep it up^^^!!!

Now, if there is anyone still conscious after that…I apologize for forcing you to see this horrible thing that I saw. But, there is no way to describe what it was without showing you exactly what I saw. Now you can understand and visualize the gray men’s goal. You may be unaware of the current battle that is occurring on Indefinite Cacophobia. The Gray men are here. They are attacking.
And we need YOU to help us stop them.
YOU can make a difference by informing others, friends and family, about this message, and encouraging them to take part in the fight against gray men.
Join us in the fight against gray men.


FAQ

What are gray men?
They are power hungry robots that take over websites on the internet. Their latest attraction has been blogger.com… especially indefinite Cacophobia.

What can I do to help?
You can help by making sure you have a picture, and also informing others. If you see someone you know that has a gray man controlling their account, please inform them that their account is being taken over by the gray men, and encourage to upload a picture to stop the madness.

How do we stop them once they have taken over?
Once a photo is uploaded, it is impossible for the gray men to get you again. Unless, However... you or someone else removes their photo. In this case there is an 86% chance that the gray men will strike again.

How do we know the gray men are attacking?
We have had many problems with them in the past. Such as hacking accounts of our followers. (This is the most major and main problem) But, they have also been known for Attacking random posts, our slideshow and some of the author’s profiles. And the worst part is… they are capable of much much more. We have given them fair warnings. So it’s free game now. TAKE THEM DOWN!


Thankyou for your time.

Fight. Win. Save Indefinite Cacophobia.

Cacophobia

(Above is a picture of an ugly dog, ugly man,

ugly sweater and ugly hair)

Well Uglies, as I was pondering what the topic of my next post should be I thought “Well I’m sure none of them know the true definition of Cacophobia.” So here is my explanation that will hopefully answer all of your cacophobic questions.

Cacophobia is the overwhelming, irrational fear of ugliness. (Some people may think we discriminate against ugly people, but ugly is a relative term, what is ugly to us may not be ugly to you. Also, we are indefinite about our Cacophobia) But cacophobes can also be afraid of not only ugly people, but ugly things. It is usually caused by an event in your past involving something or someone ugly that scarred you for life. It can also be triggered if you associate with people who you consider to be ugly.

Just a few of the symptoms of this serious problem are dry mouth, rapid heartbeat, dizziness, trembling, and feeling out of control. Cacophobia is usually self diagnosed, but there are several treatments to help the unfortunate souls who deal with these symptoms each and every day. Some include: exposure therapy, support groups, and anti-anxiety medication (for severe cases only).

So now you know the severity of Cacophobia. Maybe you realized you have it yourself, or that you can help someone you know who suffers from it. Maybe you think I’m crazy. But either way, keep reading and keep spreading the word about Cacophobia.

Boredom

It happens to the best of us. and I am letting you in on my tips to have fun, without leaving the comfort of your home.


1. READ THIS BLOG! everyday, you never know when we will have another post!!!!

2. Go to websites like, peopleofwalmart.com, textsfromlastnight.com, postsecret.com and the most popular fmylife.com. I guarentee you will laugh.

3. Facebook creep. we all do it, don't deny it. So take the time to catch up on friends && foes profiles.

4. Listen to ke$ha, and when I say listen, I mean BLAST it as loud as your speakers go.

5. Go play Ticket To Ride, Tori told you it was amaaaazing! She isn't lying!

6. Make random noises. You will laugh at yourself, it should occupy yourself for about 3 approx. minutes.

7. Talk to someone you have lost touch with. Catch up!

8. Prank phone calls, so elementry school, but still a guilty pleasure :)

9. If you really have to get to number nine, you seriously need to find yourself some friends and leave the house. I don't mean to offend, I say this because I care about our readers.

And on a final note :
Random fact: It takes about 142.18 licks to reach the center of a tootsie pop. or so it says online, just in case you were wondering :)

peace&&love uglies :)

My Turn?

Your heart is pounding, mind racing as to what move you should make next, you begin to feel the sweat bead on your forehead. This can only be describing one thing, Ticket to Ride. Ticket to Ride (or TTR) is basically the best board game known to man. (http://www.daysofwonder.com/tickettoride/en/) The game board is a map of the United States, with train routes linking major cities. Your goal is to complete the trips given to you on your destination cards. You can also block other people to stop them from completing their trips. Now, when you first hear about a game involving trains and a map, most people are automatically turned off. Those people are fools. It is an intense game of skill and strategy that you can play for hours on end and never get bored.

I most recently learned that there are different versions and expansion packs of the game. For example, TTR Europe, TTR Switzerland, and TTR Nordic Countries. I want them all!! I am just a beginner at the game and I look up to my superiors (Kim and Caitlin) very much. My goal in life is to beat them. Since I don’t own the game yet I practice by playing online (http://www.daysofwonder.com/en/play/). Unfortunately, you can only play 4 free games before you have to pay. But hopefully I will own the game for myself soon so I can practice with my family to beat Kim and Caitlin and fulfill my dream.

I encourage all of you Uglies to buy and play this game ASAP. Maybe even if you get good enough you can join the TTR club. (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=232825717970&ref=ts) But until then, you keep getting prettier and keep reading!

Inspiration to us all

Ke$ha Ro$e $ebert is an inspiration to us all. After recieving and listening to her new album for countless hours, I feel deep desire to share my love for Ke$ha. She spells her name with a dolla $ign… what more is there to say? Ke$ha was being ironic putting the dolla sign in her stage name, because It came about right after Right Round achieved major success everywhere... AND...she didn’t even receive any moolah at all for it. rippp off. Her breakthrough came in early 2009 after appearing in Flo Rida's number one single "Right Round". << good song released in August 2009, reached numero uno in 4 countries and set the female weekly download record in the US. Her debut album, Animal, was released January 5, 2010! GET IT NOW! It’s amazing! I got it January 4th, thanks to kim. :) Everyday I blast it. over and over and over. you can never get bored of it. Besttt album evaaa! My faves are Your love is my drug, Take it off, Kiss and tell and Boots and Boys. Ke$ha has almost 50 songs... but only about 15 are available to buy on itunes. Me and kim have them all however because we are TRUE fans!!! There are some real good ones that are extras! I love This love, radio radio radio, disguisting, V.I.P., and Chain Reaction.go go go. I quote Ke$ha almost daily. Her style and dress is off the wall. Some people call her look "garbage chic" or "trailer trash". I just call her look... SO KE$HA! and everyone in the world should replace the word HOTT with KE$HA.

Boots and boys They bring me so much joy

I wear 'em both so pretty as I walk in the city

Boots and Boys I'm keeping quite the colletion

Take nothing less than perfection Cowboy boots, cowboy boys

Mmhmm oh the joy

Me and My friends even had an entire sleepover dedicated to Ke$ha, titled Ke$ha night! We listened to Ke$ha all night, talked like Ke$ha, acted like Ke$ha and dressed like Ke$ha.
I WISH I WAS KE$HA. But then again… who doesn’t?

Official Tik Tok music video! GO WATCH! GO. GO. GO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RMx2435hP4
“Take it off” from Ke$ha’s new album Animal! Gooood song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RT6kCGHJw0

On Top of the World

Everyone has a bucket list of things they wish to accomplish before they die. On the top of my list was crowd surfing. If it's not on yours... add it! I recently attended an All American Rejects concert, which was amazing. The weeks leading up to the concert, crowd surfing was all I could talk about. I had trouble concentrating in school, it was always on my mind. This was my chance, my chance to shine. I may never have another opportunity like this, and I was not going to chicken out.
The night came and I was pumped. During Taking Back Sunday, people around me were going up in the air. I knew it was my time. I asked this large guy and his large friend to pick me up. Suddenly, I was on top of the world! Being shuffled from hand to hand, bouncing up and down in the air. At one point, no one was touching me, I was surrounded by air! What an adrenaline rushhhh. I started flipping over, but luckily the crowd was able to keep me steady. Before I knew it, I was in the bouncers arms and the experience was over, but it was one I will never forget. And you don't think about people touching you butt, you need the support, it's nothing personal. So don't let that turn you off!

Caitlin knew how much this moment meant to me and was able to take this siiiick picture. She is a true friend. :)

Warning: If you are too heavy, the crowd will not be able to carry you. You WILL fall. I have seen is happen.

Uglies, what are you waiting for? Go crowd surf, before you get too old and no one will be able to carry you! Peace out.

A Global Phenomenon

Okay Uglies! Happy New Year!
It being 2010, i was reflecting back on the last year and have relized that Farmville was a major part of my life… and i now feel the overpowering need to share my deep love and passion i have for this game. I have been addicted for almost 6 months now… It all started last summer when I got an invitation to join. I was curious so I tried it out... not knowing the dangers, risks and addictivness of the game i slowly built up my farm larger and larger...I’m currently on level 39... and steadily leveling up. I own a villa, the biggest farm available, tons of animals, and I am currently working to get a lodge. I have mastered sunflowers, lavender, red tulips, peas and eggplants. I am now working to master soybeans. I plan everything I do in my life around when my crops are ready. It is a serious problem. If you are a player, you know the detailed strategy involved in planting and harvesting.
Here is a photo of my good lookin farm.

Tori Vallana, co-author of Indefinite Cacophobia said, “I have been involved in Mafia Wars, Sorority Life, Pet Society, School of Wizardry…and I just can’t afford to get addicted again.”

I have also played many of these same Facebook games, and I cannot deny the addictiveness of them, but no other game have I continued playing so long and even compares to the amount of fun and fulfillment one receives from playing Farmville.
Kim McDonagh, co-author of Indefinite Cacophobnia said, “It’s all I think about. I want to quit everything I’m involved in to become a full time farmer. Instead of setting academic and athletic goals, I have Farmville goals. It has even recently started causing family problems.”

Me and Kim’s friendship has grown greatly through Farmville. We call each other frequently and have up to 2 hour conversations solely about Farmville. We send each other gifts every day, leave messages on each other’s farm, and we will even hack each other’s farm if one won’t be able to harvest for that day. Not only is Farmville great for strengthening existing friendships, but also for creating friendships. We have many “Farmville Friends” as we call them random people that we have never talked to and aren’t friends with in real life, but we send each other gifts everyday and sometimes leave messages for each other.

Check out me and Kim’s saweeet video we made about Farmville. It’s titled “Farmville-a global phenomenon”. Part 1: Tik Tok by ke$ha Farmville Spoof Music Video
Part 2: Farmville Documentary

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxIdeuKC8Zc

All I want for Christmas

Like most youths of today, I made a list of various items that I wanted for Christmas this year. My list consisted of average teenage things; an I-pod touch, Wii fit, clothes, etc. But the one thing I wanted the most was, you guessed it, the cheetah print Snuggie. When the Snuggie was first introduced, I thought it was the dumbest thing in the world. It’s just a blanket with sleeves! But as the infomercials continued, the clever advertising got to me. The craze grew and grew with more colors becoming available, the kid size Snuggie, and the ever popular Snuggie for dogs. According to the website it is perfect for traveling in the car, late night pub crawls, chilly office buildings, sporting events and cold movie theatres. AMAZING!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ym65h1bmJ0

Christmas day came and after ripping through each wrapped parcel, I found no Snuggie. I was DEVASTATED! How could my parents neglect to buy me my most desired gift?! As the day went on more and more relatives arrived at my house each with their gifts for me. Still no Snuggie! Finally, my grandma arrived. She passed out her presents to my brother, my sister and I. My sister and I began tearing into our boxes. She was a little faster than me and I saw the Snuggie label on her box. All I could think was, “THERE BETTER BE A SNUGGIE IN MY BOX OR I AM GOING TO HURT SOMEONE!” I was relieved when I finished peeling off the paper and a cheetah print Snuggie was sitting on my lap.

It is now three days later I haven’t taken my Snuggie off. I eat, sleep, blog and even take showers in it. Its infinite warmth is so enjoyable that I now completely understand why there were over four million sold in three months. I would recommend a Snuggie to anyone who wants to fully enjoy their life with warmth AND accessible hands.

12 Days of Christmas

Merry Christmas! What a wonderful day to post my very first blog. How exciting! Christmas is a day of giving, the birth of Jesus, and of course, receiving presents. Sometimes you get the present you always wanted and love. But sometimes you receive those presents where you flash a fake smile, say thank you and later complain how that was the worst gift you could possibly receive. Well, I have decided to take a classic Christmas carol (the twelve days of Christmas) and rewrite it to name, in my opinion, the twelve worst gifts you could possibly receive.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, a dumb friend sent to me Twelve tooth brushes to go with the floss, Eleven pet rocks, Ten white socks, Nine deodorants, Eight pencils for school, Seven handmade coupons, Six saving bonds, Five golden snuggies, Four packs of underwear, Three text books, Two paper weights, And dental floss in my stocking.

Why are these gifts so horrible?

Dental floss- There is nothing worst then unwrapping a present and getting floss. I hate to floss and do not want santa giving me the same “gifts” to me as my dentist!
Paper weights- It’s something that just sits on your desk, inactive, and is not needed. If your papers get blown around, then close a window, or find a rock!
Textbooks- Gee thanks! Just what I wanted to be doing over break, getting a head start on future school work. NOOOT!
Packs of underwear- not a fun gift and extremely embarrassing if it being opened in front of a crowd. I do not want my all my family and friends seeing what I wear under my pants!
Golden snuggies- I am not actually sure if golden snuggies exist but it fit the song well. I have to admit, receiving a snuggie wouldn’t be terrible, it would be hilarious. But the thought, of some company selling billions of these blankets with two holes cut out of it, disgusts me. They are making tons of money off a prehistoric invention, the blanket.
Saving bonds- I can’t play with it. I can’t spend it. I can’t use it. I can only look at it. I WANT MY MONEY NOW!
Handmade coupons- I am ashamed to say I am guilty, when I was younger I did make these. Free hug, free babysitting, I will set the table for a day. It’s the gift to give, when you’re broke. It may be cute when you are younger. But when you are older than 6, it becomes a bad gift. And doing it year after year makes it worse and worse.
Pencils for school- Oh great, I think I will go do my homework now with these lovely pencils.
Deodorant- Is this a hint? Do I smell bad? Do you think I don’t already use it? This gift is repulsive. No one wants to be told they smell bad, especially on Christmas! And if you think you are being subtle about it, you are most definitely not!
White socks- You could have at least made them colored. Polka dots, stripes, graphics, give me something on them! White is so blah.
Pet rock- They don’t need to be fed, go to the bathroom, be walked. They don’t come when you call their name. You can’t play with them, you might hurt yourself. Putting eyes on a rock cannot be considered a pet, and whoever is selling them is making almost as much money as the snuggie guy.
Toothbrush- The perfect accessory to the floss.

Overall, I had a very merry Christmas, and hope you did too! Or a Happy Hanukkah, Kwanza, or whatever you celebrate!
Thanks ugly people for reading. Remember the more you read this blog, the prettier you will be! :)

Gone Wild

Being the first post, i feel the need to say... Welcome to Indefinite Cacophobia! Make yourself at home and visit frequently. I feel as it is only appropriate if I start out saying Merry Christmas! Or as a good friend of mine would say, Mike Yeckley,

Happy ChristmaHanakwanza!

But anyways, 5 days ago my sister came home from college... this was a very happy time for me. In my real life, I grew up with 4 other siblings ... PARTAY every day. Slowly each one of them left me and went across the country... this was a very sad time for me. I have been going out of my mind. (In this time of boredom I have obsessed over many things. For example, making videos of all kinds, being the best at Farmville, and now blogging.) I have deep sympathy for all you only child kids out there. I suppose you don’t really know what you’re missing... which is for your own good. Ever since I was born I have dreamed of being exactly like my older sister Nicole. She came home from college with pink hair. Naturally, I wanted pink hair also. I let Nicole dye my hair pink today. This was a major change in my life. I feel like a new person! I would recommend this to every ugly person out there. Just put a little streak of color to your hair, it spices everything up and will bring you much happiness. On the bottle it said “FOR PROFESSIONAL USE ONLY” But I knew Nicole was a professional... so I let her proceed. It turned out quite nice, so thank you Nicole. I also copy her with many other things. For example: THIS BLOG! progressiveloitering.blogspot.com They were my inspiration, and I would like to give a shout out to Nick and Nicole for their superiority in blog writing. They have inspired me to start a blog of my own ( along side two other awesome authors, kim and tori. ) which will one day surpass their expertness and soon become the greatest blog of all time. I hope all the ugly people following this will feel like they are at home while on this blog. Thanks for reading I’ll miss you until next time.